That being said, I am reminded this week of one of the earliest verbal jokes that I can recall from my childhood. This week's reminder comes courtesy of the death notices for Fess Parker.
There was a line in the ballad "The Legend of Davy Crockett" that always cracked me up, once I got it. See if you can pick out the gem from this verse:
Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Lived in the woods where he knew every tree;
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three.
Davy
Davy Crockett
King of the wild frontier.
OK, it doesn't take that much to amuse a nine year old kid.